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In the second year of university, I missed half my classes just because Pyone couldn't pull myself out of bed.

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And I knew this was true. As long as you couldn't see me. Her daughter had grown up and moved away.

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At night she entertained her gentleman callers. I told her I was tall, broad and mixed race. She said she resembled Gina Lollobrigida. Both our exaggerations were probably true enough.

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